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Reversic Acid
Reversic acid is a rare fluid that can reverse the angle of light traveling through it. Science remains unable to completely explain the phenomenon, though it was known to Ancient Egyptians who believed it to be the work of Set.
When light travels through a normal liquid like water, the light simply travels through unaffected. But when light travels through Reversic acid, it gets confused and the photons forget which way to go, an interruption in what scientists call “Quantum Memory”. Magnifying glasses are assumed to work on a similar principle, in which the photons forget what size they are and grow larger.
Though practical applications are scarce, experiments have taken place to exchange the vitreous humor (The water inside your eyeballs) with Reversic Acid. The results as reported by the first test subject stated that he could not only see backwards, but backwards in time, thus witnessing his own birth.

So… can I drink it?

Reversic acid only has a Ph of 75 so it’s perfectly drinkable, but consider the effects if you did: First, your intestines would twist around to flow in the opposite direction. Then your blood would flow backwards. This in turn would cause you to walk, talk and even think in reverse. You would wake up in the evening and then wait to go to sleep in the morning. You would eat with your butt and poop with your mouth. The film “Memento” would make perfect sense to you. That’s just not natural.
Don’t do R.A. If you see anyone going backwards, report them to your local police or hold an intervention. R.A. spoils lives, but it’s never too late for its effects to be… Reversed.

if I drink reversic acid, and I want it to be reversed, do I drink more reversic acid?

No, Reversic Acid has a quantum spin of 180 degrees, but it’s quantumly cumulative instead of quantumly progressive. You can’t complete a full quantum circle without Antireversic acid, which will turn you back quantum-clockwise (Reversic Acid being quantum-counter-clockwise).
Note also that by using the word quantum a lot, this post becomes exactly as legitimate as the works of Deepak Chopra.

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Reversic Acid

Reversic acid is a rare fluid that can reverse the angle of light traveling through it. Science remains unable to completely explain the phenomenon, though it was known to Ancient Egyptians who believed it to be the work of Set.

When light travels through a normal liquid like water, the light simply travels through unaffected. But when light travels through Reversic acid, it gets confused and the photons forget which way to go, an interruption in what scientists call “Quantum Memory”. Magnifying glasses are assumed to work on a similar principle, in which the photons forget what size they are and grow larger.

Though practical applications are scarce, experiments have taken place to exchange the vitreous humor (The water inside your eyeballs) with Reversic Acid. The results as reported by the first test subject stated that he could not only see backwards, but backwards in time, thus witnessing his own birth.

So… can I drink it?

Reversic acid only has a Ph of 75 so it’s perfectly drinkable, but consider the effects if you did: First, your intestines would twist around to flow in the opposite direction. Then your blood would flow backwards. This in turn would cause you to walk, talk and even think in reverse. You would wake up in the evening and then wait to go to sleep in the morning. You would eat with your butt and poop with your mouth. The film “Memento” would make perfect sense to you. That’s just not natural.

Don’t do R.A. If you see anyone going backwards, report them to your local police or hold an intervention. R.A. spoils lives, but it’s never too late for its effects to be… Reversed.

if I drink reversic acid, and I want it to be reversed, do I drink more reversic acid?

No, Reversic Acid has a quantum spin of 180 degrees, but it’s quantumly cumulative instead of quantumly progressive. You can’t complete a full quantum circle without Antireversic acid, which will turn you back quantum-clockwise (Reversic Acid being quantum-counter-clockwise).

Note also that by using the word quantum a lot, this post becomes exactly as legitimate as the works of Deepak Chopra.